Limericks on Indian Politics

There was a young girl from Italy,
Who married into a great family.
She gave India a scare
But then turned down the chair
And became a saint overnight, verily!

There was a smart man from Bihar
Who looked like a clown from afar.
But he knew all the tricks
Of playing politics
Now of Indian Railways he is the Czar!

There was an old man named Atal
He was a poet and very subtle.
When asked about the cause,
of his party's election loss,
"'Twas Modi!" was his rebuttal.

There was a guy named Kalmadi,
Whose sports management was rather shoddy.
Instead of the sprint queen
Members of the silver screen
Bore the Olympic flame, shaming everybody.

There was a gent named Manmohan Singh,
Upon whom a great surprise did spring.
Of all Congressmen
He was chosen PM
But all know who's doing the controlling.

*There was an author called Rushdie
His works, indeed, were many.
But with a price on his head,
He switched to dating instead,
And got married to Padma Lakshmi.

*Not related to Indian Politics, just in case you got confused! :))